blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via hadersgonnahade)

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker, via janis-rawsi-is-a-whore)

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

(via zorpthesurveyor)

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

SIX SELFIES THAT AREN’T SELFIES - AND ARE ALL HUMBLEBRAGGY ABOUT MY GREAT LIFE.

i tag lupuswaik keirules and dirtysnlconfessions

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

(Source: taylorwildfree, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sayanythingmydear:

"Uh, you know when you have that friend who just thinks they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kind of want to be like, "hey idiot!" Yeah, this song’s about that guy. It’s called, What A Catch, Donnie."

sayanythingmydear:

"Uh, you know when you have that friend who just thinks they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kind of want to be like, "hey idiot!" Yeah, this song’s about that guy. It’s called, What A Catch, Donnie."

(via hadersgonnahade)